Dishing the Dirt

Under 20s captain Shaun "I am a legend" Byrne and his vice captain Kerr `worst trainer` Young gave a quick resume of their team mates.

	Ahead of the SFA Youth Cup against Celtic next week, Under 20s captain Shaun  "I am a legend" Byrne and his vice captain Kerr `worst trainer` Young gave a quick r?sum? of their team mates as a means of introducing some players that some may not know.
	They were careful  not to divulge any important snippets of information for the opposition. Readers should however reach for the Andrex now. They started at the back with the goalkeeper:-
	Ryan Goodfellow famous for wearing rugby tracky bottoms that only he appreciates.
	Allan Smith contender for worst dress sense with his fellow Borderers Ryan and Blair.
	Blair Henderson: Borderer with horrible green joggies, fan of tight t shirts. Awarded worst haircut accolade.
	Lewis Spence: Thinks he is a trendy top man. This would-be stud has reputedly best dress sense (of a bad lot).
	Finn Graham along with Lewis Spence called the Chuckle Brothers. Best dancer and wee man who is the biggest joker.
	Chris Kane: allegedly  intelligent since he is best for banter, thinks he is the Club physio.
	Grant Munro: terminator, very angry guy, scary. Eats for fun and a shovel would be handy. Thinks he is Victor Wanyama.
	Ross Millen: skinniest, has a fixation that his boots and laces have to be perfect.
	Scott Gray famed for his long coat thinks he is Zane from One Direction. Longest in the shower.
	Lewis Martin is the quiet one, never know what he is up to, sneaky could be up to mischief.
	Ross Drummond: massive pecks
	Jack Bruce: #model compared to Ron Beasley out of Harry Potter, a bear.
	Scott Mercer womaniser, thinks he is Jay from Inbetweeners
	Declan O`Kane : just a lunatic who speaks a different language.
	Andy Ritchie: psycho but best trainer
	Alex Whittle `Square head` thinks he has the best left foot in Scotland. Claims to be a target of Wigan  but doesn`t say whether its the football or rugby league club. Biggest influence #Sarah but shouldn`t be let loose in a car.